somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
