it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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