Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
