HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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