Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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