literally had 100 drinks last night.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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