I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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