Dual....:-)
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
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