No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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