So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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