You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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