How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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