Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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