Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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