thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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