There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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