I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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