The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
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