Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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