if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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