STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
false alarm. still invincible.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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