Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
