well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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