would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
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