talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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