Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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