I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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