is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Randomize
