her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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