He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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