Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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