She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
