It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
