Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Don't EVER smell your tampon
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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