youre lurking in front of me
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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