I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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