doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Randomize
