I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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