To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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