just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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