Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Randomize
