You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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