OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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