I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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Oh Jesus.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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