Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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