I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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