Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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