Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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