therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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