this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Randomize
