i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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